Shit Happens in various world religions

• TAOISM: Shit happens.
• ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.
• CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
• RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.
• JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?

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