{"id":1719,"date":"2009-12-06T11:16:53","date_gmt":"2009-12-06T09:16:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news.lamprecht.net\/index.php\/2009\/12\/06\/religiose-wahrheiten\/"},"modified":"2009-12-06T11:16:53","modified_gmt":"2009-12-06T09:16:53","slug":"religiose-wahrheiten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news.lamprecht.net\/index.php\/2009\/12\/06\/religiose-wahrheiten\/","title":{"rendered":"Religi\u00f6se Wahrheiten"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"posterous_bookmarklet_entry\">\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<h3>Shit Happens in various world religions<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>TAOISM:<\/strong>  Shit happens.<\/li>\n<li><strong>ISLAM:<\/strong>  Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.<\/li>\n<li><strong>CATHOLICISM:<\/strong>  Shit happens because you are bad.<\/li>\n<li><strong>RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM:<\/strong>  Let this shit happen to someone else.<\/li>\n<li><strong>JUDAISM:<\/strong>  Why does shit always happen to US?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>  <a href=\"#\">Other humor<\/a>  in the GNU Humor Collection.<\/p>\n<div>\n<h4>Disclaimer<\/h4>\n<p>The joke on this page was  obtained from the FSF&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/lists.gnu.org\/\">email  archives<\/a> of the GNU Project.<\/p>\n<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"posterous_quote_citation\">via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gnu.org\/fun\/jokes\/shit-happens.html\">gnu.org<\/a><\/div>\n<p>Ausgegraben nach der anregenden Lekt\u00fcre des Buches von Miriam Pielhau.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px;\">  <a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\">Posted via web<\/a>   from <a href=\"http:\/\/slamprecht.posterous.com\/religiose-wahrheiten\">slamprecht&#8217;s posterous<\/a>  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shit Happens in various world religions TAOISM: Shit happens. ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah. CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad. RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else. JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US? Other humor in the GNU Humor Collection. Disclaimer The joke on this &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/news.lamprecht.net\/index.php\/2009\/12\/06\/religiose-wahrheiten\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eReligi\u00f6se Wahrheiten\u201c <\/span>weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-allgemein","post_format-post-format-aside"],"wppr_data":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pOKED-rJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":915,"url":"https:\/\/news.lamprecht.net\/index.php\/2008\/01\/14\/links-for-2008-01-14\/","url_meta":{"origin":1719,"position":0},"title":"links for 2008-01-14","author":"Stephan Lamprecht, Ahrensburg","date":"14\/1\/2008","format":"aside","excerpt":"Synonyme! 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